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Its not true that married men live from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
I married Miss Right I just didnt from Flashcomment Marriage jokes Jokes
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
A man is dining in a fancy from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
Men are like placemats They only show from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara They usually run from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets They are from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds They take from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy from Flashcomment Mental health jokes Jokes
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on sweety, let's go home."
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on sweety, let's go home."
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