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What was so good about he neurotic from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

Once upon a time there was a from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. 'You're getting your Christmas present a week early this year,' her mother explained as she handed over the fluffy little tabby kitten. 'Is that what you want?' The little girl said, 'It's wonderful, mother...just what I wanted. There's just one thing wrong!' 'What's that?' her mother asked. 'Well, it has a cute little claw on the outside of every paw and another little claw on the inside of every paw - but the poor little thing has no claws at all in the middle of its paws!' Her mother smiled. 'Don't worry, Kitty. When you wake up on Christmas morning you'll find the claws are there.' Now Kitty loved her kitten dearly, but she worrie d about the claws in the middle of its paws. The days passed and there wasn't even a hint, a clue or an inkling of claws in the middle of its paws. When Christmas Eve arrived and there was still no sign, Kitty went to her mother and asked again, 'Are you absolutely sure that the kitten will have its middle claws tomorrow? There's only a few hours to go and there's not a hint or clue or an inkling as to claws as far as I can see.' 'Wait till you wake up on Christmas morning,' her mother smiled and went on stuffing the turkey. So Kitty went to sleep a worried girl. When she woke up on Christmas morning she ignored the presents in her stocking and rushed downstairs to look at her little kitten. She was astounded, amazed and just a little surprised to see that her kitten had four claws on every paw! The middle ones had appeared as if by magic. Kitty rushed to her parent's bedroom. 'Mummy , Mummy! The kitten has grown its middle claws!' 'Of course it has,' her mother grinned. 'But how did you know?' Kitty demanded. Her father rolled over sleepily and sighed, 'Oh, Kitty, everybody knows that Centre-claws always comes at Christmas!'

It was Christmas eve and Santa was from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is very busy and so he's slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so he snaps at her, "Put them by the front door, and stop bothering me. I'm trying to get some work done." He starts back to work, but a few minutes later an elf barges in. "Santa, we got all the toys wrapped, what should we do with them?" Santa snaps, "Stick 'em in the sleigh! Can't you see I'm trying to get ready? I don't want any more interruptions!" But sure enough, as soon as he starts back to work, there is another interruption. An angel, standing at the door, says, "Santa, I have your Christmas tree. Where would you like me to put it?" And this is where we get the tradition of placing an ange l on top of the Christmas tree.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."

Why was Santas little helper depressed Because from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you get if you deep from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

Whats the most popular wine at ChristmasI from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

Who brings the Christmas presents to police from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.

Why is it so cold at ChristmasIts from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.
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