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Why did the boy become an astronaut from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships At from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

Why didnt the astronauts stay on the from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why dont astronauts keep their jobs very from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Two astronauts were in a space ship from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.

Where do Martians drink beer At a from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

What did the alien say when his from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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