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Teacher Why didnt you answer me Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Teacher Id like to go through one from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

Be sure that you go straight home from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

Playing truant from school is like a from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !

Laugh and the class laughs with youBut from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

Teacher Where is the English Channel Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

Teacher Why does the statue of liberty from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !

Teacher Give me three reasons why the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
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