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A fat girl went into a cafe from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' said the girl, 'I'm on a diet !'

Camper Theres something wrong with my hot from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.

How can you tell the difference between from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.

What food are you able to canCannibal from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

What food is good for the brainNoodle from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.

Why are oranges like bellsYou can peel from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

How can you make a soup richAdd from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

What could you do if you were from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

If there were no food left what from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
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