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Patient to Dentist How much to get from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

Patient How much to have this tooth from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.

Whats worse than having your doctor tell from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

A patient asked the dentist if it from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

Gerald Have you ever come across a from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."

believe that the members of the dental from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

PatientDo you extract teeth painlesslyDentis Not always from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

Papa why is it that dentists call from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

Pardon me for a moment please said from Flashcomment Dentist jokes Jokes
Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill." "Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"
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