Hypnotism is banned by public schools in
San Diego.
Iceland has no railway system or army!
Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.
Identify a fake: The
second hand on an authentic Rolex watch doesn't tick, it moves smoothly.
Identity crisis? About 10% of Jewish households have
Christmas Trees.
If
you are bitten by a poisonous snake, and fail to receive medical attention, you still have a 50% chance of survival.
If a car is travelling at 55 miles per hour it will travel 56 feet before the driver can shift his foot from the
accelerator to the brake.
If a Lobster loses an eye, it will grow another one.
If a surgeon in Ancient Egypt lost a patient
while performing an operation, his hands were cut off.
If China imported just 10% of it's rice needs- the price on the world market
would increase by 80%.
If it isn’t moving a frog can’t see it. If the frog can’t see it, he won’t eat it.
If Manhattan had the
same population density as Alaska, there would only be 15 people living there.
If the chemical sodium is dropped into water it will
immediately and violently explode.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of
the rate of reproduction.
If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world.
If you
counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
If you are
locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning first before you will die of oxygen deprivation.
If you cut a 'V' shape into your toe nails, you can
prevent 'in-grown' toe nails.
If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time
are 1,023 to 1.
If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
If you shake a can of
mixed nuts, the larger ones will rise to the top.
If you took a standard slinky and stretched it out it would measure 87 feet.
If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up
on the bottom.
If you unfolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board.
If you went out into space, you would explode before
you suffocated because there's no air pressure.
If you were to roll a lung from a human body and out flat it would be the size of a
tennis court.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of
coffee.
If your skin is laid flat it will cover an area of 18 square feet.
If your stomach didn't produce a new layer of mucous
every two weeks, it would digest itself.
If you’re over 100 years old, there’s an 80% chance you’re a woman.
If you’re typical,
you can guess someone’s sex with 95% accuracy just by smelling their breath.
Iguanas have two penises!
In
England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
In
Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation.
He did this more that a hundred years before either moon was discovered!
In
high school, Robin Williams was voted 'Least Likely to Succeed.'"
In
Massachusetts, It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
In
the next seven days, 800 Americans will be injured by their jewelry.
In 1659, it was illegal
to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.
In 1789, the total U.S. federal government debt was $190,000.