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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

You find a porn movie in your son's room.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.

Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.

Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more

Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more

Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn

Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet

Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo!

Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was the moon

Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.

Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.

Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.

Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.

Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!

Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.

Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.



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