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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!

Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.

Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"

Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.

Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!

Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.

Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.

Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.

Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.

Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.

Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.

Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.

Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.

Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!

Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.

Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!

Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.

Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.

Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!

Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.

Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!

Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.

Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!

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