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Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.
Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her
pants.
Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
Yo momma's so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said
concentrate
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement
window.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the
pigs.
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody
spelled MACY'S wrong.
Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with
me.
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment
when you came along.
Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he
sounded just like Yogi Bear.
Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
Now she's at rest and so am I
If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are
sitting.
He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific
nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He
could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would
be rolling out of their seats.
The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse
than anyone else has dared to do it before."
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not
for your parents.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children
illegitimately.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have
been better than none.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
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