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Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more

Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn

Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet

Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo!

Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was the moon

Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.

Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.

Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.

Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.

Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!

Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.

Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.

Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!

Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.

Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.

Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.

Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.

Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.

Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival

Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!

Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.

Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.

Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.

Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind! Yo momma's so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

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