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Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.

Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!

Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.

Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.

Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!

Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.

Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.

Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.

Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.

Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.

Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival

Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!

Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.

Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.

Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.

Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind! Yo momma's so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.

Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color.

Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

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