Insults Don't get offended this is just for fun

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You are a rotting boner.

You loud Dick-Lips.

You urine soaked Swine.

You suffer from symbolic phallic tendencies .

100,000 sperm and You were the fastest?

And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?

Another dopeless hope fiend!

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!

Die Yuppie Scum!

Dumbass!

Hey jerk! You are driving a car, not a phone booth

How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT

I fart to make you smell better.

I may be fat but youâ€™re ugly, and I can lose weight.

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport

If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!!

If I would like to hear from an asshole, Iâ€™d fart!

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative

If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

It's men like you that make women gay.

It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!

I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT

My kid got your honor student pregnant!

My kid knocked up your honor student.

My other ride is your mom.

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself

Save the planet! Kill yourself!

Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!

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