Insults Don't get offended this is just for fun

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She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.

Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.

Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you

You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.

If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!

The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.

I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.

I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

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