Insults Don't get offended this is just for fun

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Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.

She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits

You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!

You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!

You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!

You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!

You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"

You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!

She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!

She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.

Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.

Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you

You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.

If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!

The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.

I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

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