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Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"

Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.

Yo momma so short she trips on spit.

Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a' shit wagon!

Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!

You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!

Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!

Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!

Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!

Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!

Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!

Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burry it"!

Who wears your GOOD clothes?

Who wears your CLEAN clothes?

You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!

Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.

Here lies my wife: here let her lie !

Now she's at rest and so am I

If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.

He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.

The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.

The stupid person's idea of a clever person.

It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

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