Insults Don't get offended this is just for fun

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I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!

I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit!

I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!

I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!

You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!

You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!

You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.

You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.

Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.

She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits

You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!

You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!

You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!

You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!

You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"

You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!

She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!

She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.

Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.

Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you

You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

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